Miley I Can't Wait To See You lyrics - Dave Days

I remember the first time you caught-
Caught my eye
I was flipping the channels around
Not sure what I'd find
And then this pretty girl showed up out of nowhere
Hey this works for me - he
Dude, what the heck, why ya watchin' disney

Now my alarm is set for 7 pm and I
I don't miss a show
Just because I watch hannah montana
Doesn't mean I'm alone
I feel this deep connection
Between Miley and I - hi
Are you kidding me, she's like only 9

Miley please don't freak out
You're all I think about
I st st stutter when my mom catches us making out
It's you I gotta see
For once not on TV
My best friend's wonderin' why I'm watching disney
Next time that we hang out
No more cardboard mouth
I just can't wait 'til then
Oh no ohhhohohh
I, oh - I can't wait to see you instead

So do you really have a youtube account
I gotta subscribe
In this one vid you said you had 0 boyfriends
Miley Cyrus I can be that guy
You say your saving yourself for marriage
Wink wink me too
Hear me out
I just wanta be with you

Miley please don't freak out
You're all I think about
I st st stutter when my mom catches us making out
It's you I gotta see
For once not on TV
My best friend's wonderin' why I'm watching disney
Next time that we hang out
No more cardboard mouth
I just can't wait 'til then
Oh no ohhhohohh
I, oh - I can't wait to see you instead

It's you I gotta see
For once not on TV
Miley, you know who to call
When you get lonely


7 Things lyrics - Dave Days

I probably shouldn't say this.
Because my friends think that I'm weird.
Everytime I say I love you they remind me you can't hear.
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored.
But you feel so real to me why can't they see.
And you're still standing in the same way.
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall.
Don't fall.

The 7 things I hate about you.
You're fake, you break, you are not real.
If only I had something to feel.
You are 2D with no back side.
You cost me quite a lot to buy.
My friends are jerks they make fun of us.
Just know it hurts. I want to be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute.

It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak.
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me.
Dood are you serious! You're delirious? She is cardboard
She can't hear us.
YES I CAN. (lyke WTF)
Dood zomg did she just talk!
She's been real all along! Say something again!

DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!

The 7 things I like about you.
You're hair, your eye, cardboard Levis.
When we kiss you're hypnotized.
You let me do whatever I want.
I can't wait till Chris is gone!; -)
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley.
And the 7th thing I like the most about you.

You make cardboard look cute.


Burnin' Up Miley lyrics - Dave Days

I lost a bet
Between ShayCarl, CharlesTrippy, SxePhil and ItsBrent.
We tried to see
On BlogTV
Who could stay up the latest with no sleep.

ShayCarl was the last one remaining.
Now the rest of us have to do something crazy.
That's why SxePhil shaved his head.
And that's when I got a crapload of messages that said

BURN MILEY! Ahhhh

(Sick solo time!)

Lets get some gasoline.
You don't know how hard this is for me.
All the memories, oh how you please me.
I wish this all was a dream.

No one understands our love.
Think of me when your chilin up above
In Cardboard Heaven!
Miley are you ready to go? heck naww!
Ohhhhhhhhh


Lollipop lyrics - Dave Days

Lil' mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her fell right when it's wrong like lime
Man she ain't never had a love like mine
Man I ain't never seen a hand like hers
Her head in my hand had me at loss for words
I told her back it up like burb burb
And that's when she went jurb jurb
And that's when
She li li licked me like a lollipop (She licked me like)
She li li licked me like a lollipop (a lollipop)
She li li licked me like a lollipop
Cuz shawty wanna thug
With bottles in the club
Cuz shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Your lovely lady lumps
Cuz shawty wanna thug
With bottles in the club
Cuz shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Your lovely lady lumps

[Guitar Solo]

Shawty said that loser that she with ain't poop
Shawty said that loser that she with can't scoop
And shawty said that loser that she with a real doop
And shawty mmm mmm mmm Can't Miss
He Can't do this
And He Don't do that
Shawty need a refund
Need to bring her friend back
Just like a refund now make her bring herself back
I bring herself back
Because I like that
Cuz shawty wanna thug
With bottles in the club
Cuz shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Your lovely lady lumps
Cuz shawty wanna
Li li li li lick me like a lollipop (Jump on it)
Shawty wanna li li li li lick me like a lolli-
Cuz shawty wanna thug
With bottles in the club
Cuz shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Your lovely lady lumps
Call me so I can make it juicy for you
Call me so I can get it juicy for you
Call me so I can make it juicy for you
Call me
Call me
Cuz shawty wanna thug (Call me so I can make it juicy for you)
With bottles in the club (Call me so I can get it juicy for you)
Cuz shawty wanna hump (Call me)
You know I like to touch (So I can make it juicy for you)
Your lovely lady lumps (Call me)


The Nice Kitty Song lyrics - Dave Days

I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.
I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.
If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.
My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.
He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.
But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.

If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.
But then again who can resist this.
All he really does is just sit in his chair
24/7 like he just don't care.
His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.
With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.
He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia!

My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.
In the end Sparta didn't stand a chance, no!
Persia had won that night.
Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.

Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
Oh wait, I think I know...

Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
The chair but no,
It must be time for meow mix.
He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.
People food equals a tummy ache.
And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do,
"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few" (ok)
Life's so great so much time to relax.
Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat.


I've Got A Crush On Hillary lyrics - Dave Days

Wait... Who's Obama

Obama Girl Your A Skank
And Everybody Knows, Obama's not gonna win
Even If You Take Off All Your Clothes

Hillary 08
Winning The Debates
I Know Your Crushing On Obama
Well I...
I've Got A Crush On Hillary

2008
Your The Sexiest Candidate
There's Not Way, We're Gonna Lose
Barrack Obama Can't Dance Like You

I Don't Have Political Views
But I Know That I Want You
Those Thighs Those Eyes
Yeah Yeah Yeah
I've Got A Crush On Hillary

2008
Your The Sexiest Candidate
There's Not Way, We're Gonna Lose
I Wish I Was As Cute As You

Oh No
Iowa's Gone For Shoo
Oh Look At That What Do You Know
New Hampshire For The Win
My Mom Is A Republican

2008
Your The Sexiest Candidate
2008
Cause I've Got A Crush
Yeah I've Got A Crush
On Hillary
I've Got A Crush On Hillary



Katie's Song lyrics - Dave Days

I don't know anything about you.
But I know you like the Eagles and Kelly Clarkson, too.
Even though the Eagles suck, I still think we should... LOL!??! HANG OUT SOMETIME
(gottcha)
If only that's what i meant to say...

Katie You're so cute.
If anyone's opinion matters it's an opinion made by you.
Oh Katie you're so cute.
Don't tell LisaNova she'll be pissed.

So where should we go on our first date?
I'm thinking Stickam. I'll see you at 8!
I hope theres no delay
Remember what happened to Alan...

8 Years Apart lyrics - Dave Days

We're 8 years apart.
Don't play with my heart.
It won't work out.
We're 8 years apart.
I should have known from the start.
It won't work out.

I won't let them arrest you.
I'll always protect you.
The older guys don't treat you right.
You're searching for someone but you have found no one.
I could be there tonight.

She said, Are you really 18? I need to see some I'd on that one.
Oh look at all this scruff.
This fluffity scruffy scruff.
I'm 18... almost 19!

You're leading me on.
Gurl, you're leading me on.
And I'm not that strong.

She said, Once you hit 18 we can go mating...
That's too long! That's too long!
Oh I could take you to prom.
Just let me ask my mom she could drive us.
I guess we'll go our own ways until I come of age.


No One lyrics - Dave Days

We're 8 years apart.
Don't play with my heart.
It won't work out.
We're 8 years apart.
I should have known from the start.
It won't work out.

I won't let them arrest you.
I'll always protect you.
The older guys don't treat you right.
You're searching for someone but you have found no one.
I could be there tonight.

She said, Are you really 18? I need to see some I'd on that one.
Oh look at all this scruff.
This fluffity scruffy scruff.
I'm 18... almost 19!

You're leading me on.
Gurl, you're leading me on.
And I'm not that strong.

She said, Once you hit 18 we can go mating...
That's too long! That's too long!
Oh I could take you to prom.
Just let me ask my mom she could drive us.
I guess we'll go our own ways until I come of age.

My Lisanova Song lyrics - Dave Days

Lisanova
Why do you even try
getting featured on YouTube
is the farthest you'll get in life
And I saw a few of your MadTv skits
What a load of crap
LisaNova does YouTube
Makes Mosh and Dax look bad (horrible)

You're not funny
To me, to us, to anyone (oh no)
You're not funny
To me, to us, or anyone on Earth

Well, you're pretty hot
I'll give you that
But not affirmation girl
No, she's fat.
So thanks for blocking me
You're gonna regret that

Oh this could have been a love song
Well too bad (Yeah uh huh you know what I think)
WHAT?

You're not funny
To me, to us, to anyone (oh no)
You're not funny
To me, to us, to anyone in this world

You're not funny AT ALL (at all at all)
That's right,kids!

No (way)
No (hose ay)
No (way)
No (hose ay)
NO! You're just not funny LisaNova!

Chocolate Rain lyrics - Dave Days

Chocolate rain
Some stay dry
And others feel the pain

Chocolate rain
Blah blah blah blah blah

Chocolate rain
Oh my God this song is so lame

Chocolate rain
One more time I might just go insane

Chocolate rain
I don't wear the same shirt everyday

Chocolate rain
My voice is just as low as Tay's

Chocolate rain
Chocolate rain
Chocolate rain
Wait, who was that?
Me.

Chocolate rain
Oh my God this song is so lame

Chocolate rain
One more time I might just go insane

Chocolate rain
I don't wear the same shirt everyday

Chocolate rain
My voice is just as low as Tay's


Youtube Celeb Diss lyrics - Dave Days

Hey guys what's up?
I'm gonna talk about a few of you who suck.
And please don't be pissed, even though you're all gonna get dissed.
Lets talk about Smosh. Oh em gee Anthony's so hawt! And all your subs are 13 year old girls who really wanna touch your... Hand!
And LonelyGirl15 I thought you died. When I found out that it was fake that's when I cried.

Oh Oh Renetto! Do you have a lyfe! NO!
You're on YouTube 24/sev. You and Nalts could be BFF!
LisaNova don't, don't even get me started. Daxflame makes you look retarded.

Hey Brookers guess whos pissed. that's right your orthodon'tist. I swear I saw the whole world... right through your teeth.

Shoe ba dee bop bop
And what the Buck's a Boh3m3!
Shoe ba dee bop bop

Oh Sxephil why do you talk so fast?
If I didn't know you were straight edge I'd think that you were on crack!
Oh hey Chris Crocker. Tell grandma I said Hi!
For just a second I thought that you were a guy.

Oh Hey KevJumba You're the most overrated of them all. I have 4 words to say to you...

You suck at math! x3!
Yeah

My Daxflame Song lyrics - Dave Days

Oh you make me laugh
All of the time
When you got stuck in your chair
I fell off mine!

And I hate it when the haters
Hate on you
The funny thing is that
They subscribe to you!

[CHORUS:]
Daxflame is NOT retarded
He MAY act a little strange
But that's why we all love him
If you had your own show
Everybody would go!
When I watch you I don't feel so alone

From STF mom to fillet mignon
You're my homepage when Mozilla turns on!
And I hope this song doesn't offend you
Because that is one thing I could never do!

[BACK TO CHORUS]

STF mom! (STF mom) [X4]
STF mom!

If I Were A Girl lyrics - Dave Days

If I were a girl even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no don't tell me they're real.
Yeah I think they're real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner I'll make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A... OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl I'd have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please don't get mad if I'm mean.
I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I don't really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt!

Oh if I were a girl I don't think I'd ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.


Tube It lyrics - Dave Days

Off like a rocket, and now you can't stop it
Chad and Steve wrote a song
You can post a video, you can be the star
Everyone will watch you, no matter who you are
Now the world will see it, and seein' is believin'
Believe it or not, but you can bet we're never leavin'
It's power to the people, cuz' I got the power
My 15 minutes just turned into an hour

Revolution's everywhere, I can smell the fear
Media moguls look out 'cuz we're here
Changing the world in a whole new way,
Everybody stand up (no thanks)

Tube it, tube it, everybody doing it
Make a video and let your mind flow
Around the world it's all the craze
Subscribe to Dave Days.

We know we got the power but what're we gonna do
We know we want to change the world but what do we wanna change it to
We gotta stop the killin', we got to feed the kids,
We know we can't look away and leave it like it is

Revolution's everywhere, I can smell the fear
Media moguls look out 'cuz we're here
Changing the world in a whole new way
Everybody stand up

Tube it, tube it, everybody doing it
Make a video and let your mind flow
Around the world it's all the craze
Subscriber to Dave Days

Tube it, tube it, everybody's doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody's doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody's doing it
It's all a craze
Off like a rocket
Now you can't stop it
Now you can't stop it
Off like a rocket
Off like a rocket
Now you can't stop it
Tube it, tube it, everybody's doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody's doing it
Tube it, tube it, everybody's doing it
It's all a craze
Off like a rocket now you can't stop it
It's all a craze
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